BIGOTS AGAINST TOLERANCE
WE SAY 'JUST SAY NO'!
BAT
represents all Right-Minded People, who are fed up to the back teeth with this
Fine Country Of Ours being talked down, messed up, sold out, and taken in.
We
listen to the Silent Majority, and we hear what they say.
OUR POLICIES ON EDUCATION
Education
is about Teaching People Their Place.
This will be achieved by bringing back Grammar Schools, which will allow
the children of Decent People to get on in the world without being held back by
the Common Sort, who are only interested in causing trouble.
They will be sent to secondary modern schools, where they can learn
something useful such as typing, or swimming pool maintenance.
We will bring back Discipline by arming the teachers which will give them
Respect. Trainee
teachers will have air weapons, qualified teachers will have hand guns, and head
teachers will have semi-automatic weapons in order to control the teachers, who
are a bunch of lefty liberals intent on bringing down the Natural Order, and we
will get round to them later.
We will
make the Three Rs compulsory, and anyone who cannot spell them will not be
allowed to vote or drive a 4x4.
Children
who are too stupid to learn their place will be firmly put in it by bringing
back National Service.
Those who went to private schools will be officers, those who went to
grammar schools will be non-commissioned officers, and those who went to neither
will be given a short sharp shock, followed by a long dull one which they will
never forget.
We will
scrap tuition fees and student loans by closing down most of the
universities, which are a nest of vipers full of people who are too clever by
half and wouldn't last five minutes in the real world.
We say
every child should learn to read and write, but books are for cissies and people
with nothing better to do.
Celebrating Conformity