BIGOTS AGAINST TOLERANCE

WE SAY 'JUST SAY NO'!

BAT represents all Right-Minded People, who are fed up to the back teeth with this Fine Country Of Ours being talked down, messed up, sold out, and taken in.  We listen to the Silent Majority, and we hear what they say.

OUR  POLICIES ON FOREIGNERS

Our policy is to throw out the Bogus Asylum Seekers.  Then we will throw out the genuine asylum seekers as well.  People only want to come here because this is a fine country, even if it has been completely wrecked by the loony left and the crazy centre.  We are Great Britain because we are great.  And English.  It's all because we treat these so-called 'people' as well as we treat our own citizens.  That's why Bigots Against Tolerance will treat our own citizens far worse.

Britain must get out of Europe.  We will do this by blocking up the channel tunnel with copies of the European Constitution, leaving the Eurovision Song Contest (which is just a continental conspiracy to give them all a chance to vote against us) and closing all shops with French sounding names, like Pret-a Manger.  Only cattle eat out of mangers, and it is anti-Christian because that's what Jesus was laid in.

We will increase our links with America, which is the land of the free and the home of the brave, even if they did take their time about it in two World Wars.  There people are at liberty to go without health care and the Nanny State if they so choose.  If we want nannies we will hire our own - after all, you can get an Eastern European for very little as long as you don't bother with all the red tape, which is forced on us by Brussels whose only achievement is the sprout.  Anyway, we are the only ones who actually obey the laws, which is proved by the fact that they don't even drive on the left.

We reserve the right to invade any country we don't like the look of which, to be frank, is most of them.  Obviously we will not invade them if they behave and don't give us any lip or eye up our girl friends.  Beating us at football will not be enough to get invaded, but in that case we may send some of the lads over to remind them what's what.

Basically we do not like Foreigners, which is only natural because they are Foreign, and therefore not like us.  We don't care who knows it, although we'll deny it if pressed.  If they know what's good for them they won't come Over Here to annoy us.  To that end they should stay in their own countries so that we can buy second homes there.  They should be made to speak English.

We have nothing against the Celts, as long as they keep their place, which is up there, or over there, as the case may be.  After all, they have their own Parliaments now, so that should stop them bothering us.  We will answer the East Lothian question by punching the questioner on the nose.

BIGOTS AGAINST TOLERANCE

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