BIGOTS AGAINST TOLERANCE
WE SAY 'JUST SAY NO'!
BAT
represents all Right-Minded People, who are fed up to the back teeth with this
Fine Country Of Ours being talked down, messed up, sold out, and taken in.
We
listen to the Silent Majority, and we hear what they say.
OUR POLICIES ON TRANSPORT
We
say Full Speed Ahead for the car economy, and No U Turns.
And while we're at it, people should not be expected to follow the
one-way system in North Walsham, which is simply a typical example of the Nanny
State.
We Say the motorist is treated as a Tax Cow by the state, and this is a Tax On
Freedom.
We should be free to choose how we spend our OWN money, so we can use it to
buy important things, like personalised number plates, and even bigger, faster cars.
We
Say that public transport is only used by the public, and therefore No Decent
Person would have anything to do with it, anyway.
If people don't have cars then what does that say about them?
We
say speed limits are DANGEROUS, because people slow down for them. On the other
hand it is NONSENSE to say that speeding is dangerous, because if you're
speeding you're not in any one place as long, and therefore there's less time to
hit pedestrians.
The trouble today is that Common Sense is so rare.
We
say speed
cameras are an invasion of privacy.
After all, many people speed with their mistresses.
They are only there to raise money, and the proof of that is they only
put them where lots of people are speeding.
Where nobody speeds they don't put any cameras.
It's a double whammy, because people who are speeding are already using
more petrol.
We
say the police
should stop persecuting Decent People, who drive at the speed they choose, park on double
yellow lines, and use red diesel from their farms.
They should leave such law abiding citizens alone, and go after the real
criminals such as buskers and cyclists. And Jaywalkers, who use pedestrian
crossings, thus causing Gridlock
We say the only good pedestrian is a golfer.
BIGOTS AGAINST TOLERANCE
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