Shepherd
Of The Ups
The Norfolk Ups, around Northrups and Southrups, were extensively grazed in the 1800s (also known as tea-time). The Up Ewe was famed for its fleece and meat, but difficult to sell.
Shepherd Of The Ups appears on Sid's album Boiled In The Bag
I'm
a shepherd of the Ups, I have yows and hogs and tups,
There
are shearlings too and wethers that I keep.
I
have fleecy little lambs, two great enormous rams,
And
sometimes I may also herd some sheep.
Oh
I rise up at Dawn, she's the fairest ever born,
But
then I must begin the daily slog;
I
will first brew up me tea, then sing all up the lea,
And
merrily I'll whistle, up me dog.
All
day I keep in order both the Cotswold and the Border,
The
Playford and the Appalachian too;
For
in the end I find that it makes but little mind -
They're
all very much alike in mutton stew.
Now
a shepherd must keep watch not to lose one of his flock,
And
with the greatest care I count my sheep,
I
count them by the score, and I count them all once more,
Then
with all that counting sheep I fall asleep.
Well
as the day declines I will wake midst columbines,
With
parsley, sage and thyme and rosemaree;
If
you want to be perverse you may say the shepherd's purse,
But
Perse looks after pigs - the shepherd's me.
When
the dark begins to creep I will fold my little sheep,
For
always I'm afraid they'll come to harm;
I
fold them very neat, tuck in their little feet,
And
stack them up all tidy in the barn.
Copyright Chris Sugden, 1995